Sell-Out: Jordan and Ali call each other out for selling their images to commercial enterprises.One-Man Army: Jordan claims that he can drive through a whole team while Ali fights one guy.Lightning Bruiser: Michael Jordan is a flying machine who drives through whole teams.Ali brings up the death of Jordan's father just so he could say his baseball career was a bigger tragedy.The Parkinson's thing was a low blow on MJ’s part.Ali proves he can go for even lower blows. Jerkass: Jordan initiates the personal attacks between himself and Ali by mocking the latter's Parkinson's Disease.Then during his second verse, the music shouts "SWITCH!" and he refuses to hand the mic to an off-screen Pippen. It's All About Me: Ali brings up Jordan’s infamous ball-hogging by saying he should switch to professional golf so he can keep the ball all to himself.In a Single Bound: Jordan boasts his jumping ability as true flight.Michael turns it right around listing off his own endorsement deals. Hypocrite: Ali ends one of his verses by accusing Jordan of selling out. Epic Rap Battles of History, pitting historical figures, celebrities, and fictional characters against each other.note This is a nod to Game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals, where Jordan, crippled by stomach flu, managed to lead the Bulls to a close win over the Utah Jazz. Handicapped Badass: Jordan says he could school Ali even if he had the flu.Muhammad Ali: Messing with me is gambling you got a problem! Dirty Coward: Jordon accuses Ali of being a coward for being a draft dodger as mentioned below.Circling Monologue: Jordan’s last verse is a textbook example walking around Ali while proving his hypocrisy about "selling out".Ali says it makes him look like a big dumb goblin.
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